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Sunday 3 June 2012

Bloody Dave


He’s here,
He’s there,
He’s every fucking where

Gets on my nerves
Pulls body swerves
And is never to be seen

Gets up my nose
With a hoover hose
And ruins all my threads

Calls unannounced
Ol Dave he pounced
And dusted down his togs

A brief look in
He’s gone again
I hope he chokes on frogs

© Fergus Martin
2012

5 comments:

  1. Oh yes! Fergus, Chuckles :)

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  2. What a laugh , excellent :)and I am not a robot :)

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it Bljorg. Nice to know you aint a robot ;-)

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  3. i very much liked this much, it gave me a smile...

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